Humor Quote by Linda Howard — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.”

“Death isn't peaceful; it is just nothing. Everything is gone. No more sunrises, no more hopes, no more fears. Nothing.”

“I'm not holding you against your will; I'm holding you against your car.”

“Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”

“Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.”

“There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'”

“And try to remember what we discussed, Susannah. A mediator is someone who helps others resolve conflicts. Not someone who, er, kicks them in the face.”

“A man once said, 'All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.' Mark Twain, you know. He had a fine mustache. Men of wisdom so often do.”

“Angelina leaned forward as Sara pulled Miki back to her, "You know what they say about curiosity? That it stabbed the annoying biker girl over and over and over again until she spit up blood.”