Humor Quote by Diana Wynne Jones — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.”

“This book will prove the following ten facts:”

“I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.”

“I can't abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across!”

“What a strange family you are! Is your name Lettie too?”

“Annoyed?” said Sophie. “Why should I be annoyed? Someone only filled the castle with rotten aspic, and deafened everyone in Porthaven, and scared Calcifer to a cinder, and broke a few hundred hearts. Why should that annoy me?”

“I love you above all things, even pie.”

“when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose.”

“There are never enough 'I love you's.”

“Yes!" Narissus unslung his bow and grabbed an arrow from his dusty quiver. "The first one who get that bronze, I will like you”

“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him will believeth in anything. - Hitchens 3:16”

“I have dozens of loyal fans! Baker's dozens! …they come in thirteens.”