Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Coach Hedge yelled,“Thar she blows! Kansas, ahoy!”

“Hazel!” he yelled. “That box! Open it!”

“People usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't explain how. She didn't really want to know.”

“This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or...”

“It was beautiful in a harsh I'm-going-to-gut-you-like-a-fish kind of way.”

“What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this.”

“Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.”

“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”

“No, Miss Palmer. What is bizarre is that I currently have a”

“Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing--”

“What a strange family you are! Is your name Lettie too?”

“What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.”