Humor Quote by Bill Waterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“My name is Percy Jackson.”

“If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.”

“Laughter is carbonated holiness.”

“If your opponent has you by fifty pounds, winning a fight against him is a dubious proposition, at best. If your opponent has you by eight thousand and fifty pounds, you’ve left the realm of combat and enrolled yourself in Road-kill 101. Or possibly in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.”

“People do not deserve good writing, they are so pleased with bad.”

“Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked.”