Humor Quote by Jess C Scott — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I was flipping channels, watching this cheerleading program on MTV. They took a field hockey girl and “transformed” her into a cheerleader by the end of the show. I was just wondering: what if she liked field hockey better?”

“He felt a little lost, after that experience. Lost as the girls on their knees. It was a never-ending story of young girls losing themselves, such that they were no longer humans with any souls or characters, but pretty girls with fat asses and nice tits.”

“[novan]: bassists are very good with their fingers”

“A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement”

“One hand was behind his back, and he held it out, presenting a bouquet of white and smoky purple lilies.”

“Anya looked upon Nin admirably. Having him as a partner-in-crime—if only on this one occasion, which she hoped would only be the start of something more—was more revitalizing than the cheap thrills of a cookie-cutter shallow, superficial romance, where the top priority was how beautiful a person was on the outside.”

“Magic”

“I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry.”

“Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT.”

“Real men wear floral when trespassing”

“Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy.”

“Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.”