Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Holy mother!”

“I stared at him (Dionysus). "You're...you're married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a wood nymph-”

“[My mom's] funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.”

“I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell 'Flame on!'”

“Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters.”

“Leo couldn't help smiling. "That could be fun.”

“No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner,”

“The more excited I get, the more I vibrate.”

“If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.”

“Noah shifted on the bed, and the oddest crunching sound came underneath him. I looked, really looked, at the bed for the first time.”

“Look, if you wanted to be babied you should have asked Peeta.”

“Do not do that again," he said stiffly.”