Humor Quote by P.G. Wodehouse — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle.”

“It was one of the dullest speeches I ever heard. The Agee woman told us for three quarters of an hour how she came to write her beastly book, when a simple apology was all that was required.”

“He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.”

“I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.”

“You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.”

“I'm not absolutely certain of my facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare -- or, if not, it's some equally brainy lad -- who says that it's always just when a chappie is feeling particularly top-hole, and more than usually braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with a bit of lead piping.”

“Yes, we'll yell, 'Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese'.”

“Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.'”

“Shigure: JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND, KYO!”

“Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.”

“Trains are great dirty smoky things," said Will. "You won't like it.”

“When they reached a maintenance closet, Iko ushered the escort-droid inside.”