Humor Quote by William Shakespeare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He that is giddy thinks the world turns round.”

“Death, a necessary end, will come when it will come”

“Go to your bosom: Knock there, and ask your heart what it doth know.”

“But thoughts the slave of life, and life, Time’s fool,”

“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs;”

“O my love, my wife!”

“Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.”

“The big difference between my mom and me-- besides the fact that she is dead normal and I'm a magic-handling freak-- is that she's the real thing. She may have a slight problem seeing other people's points of view, but she's”

“A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.”

“"Don't be scared of Bambi" the demon said. "She's only curious and maybe a little bit hungry.”

“Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.”

“Do you know why hurricanes have names instead of numbers? To keep the killing personal. No one cares about a bunch of people killed by a number. '200 Dead as Number Three Slams Ashore' is not nearly as interesting a headline as 'Charlie kills 200.' Death is much more satisfying and entertaining if you personalize it.”