Humor Quote by Ben Aaronovitch — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Could it have been anyone, or was it destiny? When I'm considering this I find it helpful to quote the wisdom of my father, who once told me, "Who knows why the fuck anything happens?”

“Seventeen, eh!" said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred.”

“The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life.”

“Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!” Dee shrieked. “My eyes!”

“I looked to the ceiling and told God, “God, next time I want an adventure, strike me with lightning. You have my permission.”

“This is so cool," I said loudly as Dad walked away. "Have you met the tattoo artist? Is he hot?”

“When you choose a man who thinks eight seconds is a long time, perhaps you need two of them. Hmm?”