Humor Quote by Michelle Hodkin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I wish we could make out in your bed.”

“Noah shifted on the bed, and the oddest crunching sound came underneath him. I looked, really looked, at the bed for the first time.”

“You like them," I realized.”

“I hate you," I muttered.”

“Thinking something does not make it true. Wanting something does not make it real.”

“Everyone is a little crazy. The only difference between us and them is that they hide it better.”

“I swear that woman had a previous career as a death-hunter selling tragic ballads down around the Seven Dials," said Will. "And I do wish she wouldn't sing about poisoning just after we've eaten.”

“Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.”

“Simon: So were you following me? Or is it just an amazing coincidence that you happened to be on the roof of a building I was walking by when I got attacked?”

“No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.”

“I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.”

“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray.”