Humor Quote by Casey McQuiston — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You're the most important person I've ever met." she says. "And I should have never met you at all.”

“It's impossible to know if he moves first or if Henry does, but they meet in the middle of the room, Henry's arms around Alex's neck, swallowing him up. If Henry's voice on the phone was a tether, his body is the gravity that makes it possible, his hand gripping the back of Alex's neck a magnetic force, a permanent compass north.”

“That's the choice. I love him, with all that,”

“On the map of you, my fingers could always find the green hills, Wales. Cool waters and a shore of white chalk. The ancient part of you carved out of stone in a prayerful circle, sacrosanct. Your spine's a ridge I'd die climbing.”

“I don’t know who YOU think you’re kidding you Hufflepuff-ass bitch”

“Hey, Coffee Girl." "Hey, Subway Girl.”

“But I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associated with actual deafness”

“There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.”

“Hugh consoled me, saying, "Don't let it get to you. There are plenty of things you're good at.”

“anyway. Leo said, I hope you've got your worksheet, 'cause I used mine for spit wads days ago. Why are you looking at me like that? Somebody draw on my face again?”

“Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.'”

“Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope.”