Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you "chicken man"?”

“Coach Hedge yelled,“Thar she blows! Kansas, ahoy!”

“hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.”

“Leo,” Hazel gasped, “I can’t—my arms—”

“She'd secretly had a crush on him since they were twelve years old. Last summer, she'd fallen for him hard.”

“This did not seem to reassure Nico.”

“Rejection is one thing - but rejection from a fool is cruel.”

“Vlad hated doing the paperwork as much as he did when a human employee quit, which was why they'd both made a promise not to eat quitters just to avoid the paperwork. As Tess had pointed out, eating the staff was bad for morale and made it so much harder to find new employees.”

“Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, with the exception of "systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy, cyst-susceptible sister," which is easier done than said.”

“Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross..." He consulted Unfogging the Future. "That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' — sorry about that — but there's a thing that could be the sun... hang on... that means 'great happiness'... so you're going to suffer but be very happy...”

“I have never heard a lady say 'arse,'" the emperor said mildly.”

“There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about.”