Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts.”

“Da. This is going very well already.”

“Life is not notable for its overabundance of certainty.”

“How long have you been a Wiccan?'”

“I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.”

“In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic.”

“Hey, bro, do you think you can put Shorty back on her chain?”

“Can you feel it? Something just changed. I believe that’s the sound the world makes when it pisses itself.”

“I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn.”

“Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!”

“Is it time for your period, or something?”

“Then you're aping him. Valentine was one of the most arrogant and disrespectful men I've ever met. I suppose he brought you up to be just like him.”