Humor Quote by Sophie Kinsella — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn’t fit, you can’t exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater. And a store always smells good. A store can awaken a lust for things you never even knew you needed. And when your fingers first grasp those shiny, new bags…”

“We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.”

“Every time you see someone's bright-and-shiny, remember: They have their own crappy truths too. Of course they do. And every time you see your own crappy truth and feel despair and think, 'Is this my life?', remember: It's not. Everyone's got a bright-and-shiny, even if it's hard to find sometimes.”

“But you can't stay with people because of guilt. Or because they can drive a speedboat.”

“Relationships should be built on trust and truth.”

“Everyone knows revenge is a dish best served when you've had enough time to build up enough vitriol and fury.”

“molesting the vampire while he's too weak to fight back, iz? jace asked. i'm pretty sure that violates at least one of the accords.”

“But-" Maia, still looking at Alec and Magnus, broke off and rasied her eyebrows. Simon turned to see what she was looking at - and stared.”

“Who cares even if I didn't?!" Conor shouted back. "They're just stupid berries. Woo-hoo,”

“We are like chameleons, we take our hue and the color of our moral character, from those who are around us.”

“I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.”

“Well finish your story anyway.”