Humor Quote by Sophie Kinsella — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The thing about lying to your parents is, you have to do it to protect them.”

“Every time you see someone's bright-and-shiny, remember: They have their own crappy truths too. Of course they do. And every time you see your own crappy truth and feel despair and think, 'Is this my life?', remember: It's not. Everyone's got a bright-and-shiny, even if it's hard to find sometimes.”

“A man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn’t fit, you can’t exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater. And a store always smells good. A store can awaken a lust for things you never even knew you needed. And when your fingers first grasp those shiny, new bags…”

“Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking...a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards.”

“If I behave as though this is a completely normal situation, then maybe it will be ...”

“If you're horrible to me, I'm going to write a song about it, and you won't like it. That's how I operate.”

“Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.”

“His eyes widened just a bit, his lips flexed. I realized he was trying not to laugh. I hate it when people find my threats amusing.”

“POZZO:”

“Miss Fitt, you know curiosity gets men killed.”

“HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT BOREDOM. (Death)”