Humor Quote by Andy Weir — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Grumpy. Angry. Stupid. How long since last sleep, question?”

“I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me.”

“Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.”

“This is happy! Your face opening is in sad mode. Why, question?”

“Work fast.”

“I penetrated the outer cell membrane with a nanosyringe.”

“So what else can I tell you?" I asked. "I mean, to get you to reveal Lily to me.”

“Before I could lose my courage, I said, "Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?”

“Tayla cursed under her breath. "I was just explaining to Eidolon that Sin is a Smurfette.”

“Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)”

“Harry Dresden. Saving the world, one act of random destruction at a time.”

“if something is there, you can only see it with your eyes open, but if it isn't there, you can see it just as well with your eyes closed. That's why imaginary things are often easier to see than real ones.”