Humor Quote by Jess C. Scott — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The brightest light casts the darkest shadow.”

“People are sheep. TV is the shepherd.”

“What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?”

“The human body is the best work of art.”

“The townspeople took the prince for dead”

“Hypocrites get offended by the truth.”

“What I'm expecting is for you to behave like the gentleman I always thought you were.”

“I sheathed my blade and glared at him. "And here I almost thought you weren't a complete bastard.”

“You could start a fire with the heat between you two.”

“She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression.”

“Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.”

“I stood my ground. "You evil scientist are all the same--evil. Count me out.”