Humor Quote by Christopher Paolini — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Consider non your superior, whatever their rank or station in life. Treat all fairly or they will seek revenge. Be careful with your money. Hold fast to your belief and others will listen." he continued at a slower pace, " of the affairs of love ... my only advice is to be honest. thats your most powerfull too to unlock a heart or gain forgiveness. that is all i have to say"Garrow to Roran p 64”

“Wise? No, I simply learned to think.”

“As far as I am concerned, philosophic questioning is just as likely to make you confused and depressed as it is to improve your condition.”

“He's acting as foolish as a kitten... but then, everyone's entitled to a little foolishness once in a while.”

“They were quiet for a while, eating, then Oromis asked, "Can you tell me, What is the most important mental tool a person can possess?”

“First, let no one rule your mind or body. Take special care that your thoughts remain unfettered... . Give men your ear, but not your heart. Show respect for those in power, but don't follow them blindly. Judge with logic and reason, but comment not. Consider none your superior whatever their rank or station in life. Treat all fairly, or they will seek revenge. Be careful with your money. Hold fast to your beliefs and others will listen.”

“I may not remember my name or what country I live in, but you and that pie is something I will never forget.”

“Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.”

“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.”

“I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.”

“I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.”

“I read the fuck out of every book I can get my hands on.”