Humor Quote by Bill Watterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.”

“Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful.”

“Like delicate lace,”

“Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?”

“The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse”

“I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!”

“To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems”

“Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking...a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards.”

“I will remember this word," he said. "Shenanigans. It is a good word.”

“Whew! You two are blowing hotter air than a tornado circlin’ a volcano in Hades.”

“Be you wise and never sad,”

“Niall had been able to mask the odor of fairy from Eric in the restaurant, but I saw from the flare of Eric's nostrils that the intoxicating scent clung to me. Eric's eyes closed in ecstasy, and he actually licked his lips. I felt like a T-bone just out of reach of a hungry dog.”