Humor Quote by Jennifer Crusie — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I'll be right behind you”

“You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great,”

“I could shove this swizzle stick through his heart, Min thought. She wouldn’t do it, of course. The stick was plastic and not nearly pointed enough on the end. Also people didn’t do things like that in Southern Ohio. A sawed-off shotgun, that was the ticket.”

“Hostility," Cal said. "It's deja vu all over again. How's your head?" "The pain comes and goes," Min said. "And then there are the voices.”

“He loved her all he could; but he couldn't love her very much.”

“His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.”

“If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell”

“A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.”

“Reyna sent me to get Percy," Frank said. "Did Octavian accept you?”

“Then why are you here?” Emma demanded. “Oh, is this one of those missed-connections things? We met the other night, you felt a spark? Sorry, but I don’t date trees.”

“People are sheep. TV is the shepherd.”

“I hate when couples fight and change their status to 'single' when they're still together and are just mad at one another. Do you see me changing my status to 'orphan' after I fight with my parents?”