Humor Quote by P.G. Wodehouse — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

“Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty.”

“I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.”

“Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.”

“The true philosopher is a man who says "All right," and goes to sleep in his armchair.”

“In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness.”

“I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.”

“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”

“Do you always ask me the same questions you ask him?”

“The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a trick learned while mastering the art of living.”

“I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.”

“It's Sanjit. It's a Hindu name. It means 'invincible.'”