Humor Quote by P.G. Wodehouse — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman.”

“Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.”

“She looked away. Her attitude seemed to suggest that she had finished with him, and would be obliged if somebody would come and sweep him up.”

“I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.”

“There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'”

“What's the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don't yield to them?”

“In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.”

“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”

“We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third.”

“People have hope because they cannot see Death standing behind them.”

“You're kidding," Shane said. "Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?”

“Magic”