Humor Quote by Brian Andreas — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He loved her for almost everything she was & she decided that was enough to let him stay for a very long time.”

“Your job is to focus on my personal happiness, she said, & I've got big plans, so break time is over.”

“Wanting him to come back before anyone notices part of the world has not moved since he left.”

“If you're right & I'm not, I'm going to be hell to live with, she said. So, you better think about that next time you want to be right.”

“I was waiting for the longest time, she said. I thought you forgot.”

“I don't really like coffee, she said, but I don't really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either.”

“My parents are going to kill me!”

“I was watching a collection of vintage '80s cereal commercials when I paused to wonder why cereal manufacturers no longer included toy prizes inside every box. It was a tragedy, in my opinion. Another sign that civilization was going straight down the tubes.”

“Just sit tight. Reinforcements should be here soon. Hopefully nothing happens before-”

“Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)”

“Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?”

“Then I guess I'll just have to try biting again”