Humor Quote by Brian Andreas — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A few said they'd be horses. Most said they'd be some sort of cat. My friend said she'd like to come back as a porcupine. I don't like crowds, she said.”

“I'm not sure if there's one right place I'm supposed to be, he said, but I know a couple of wrong places I'd give a second try in a heartbeat. ”

“We lay there and looked up at the night sky and she told me about stars called blue squares and red swirls and I told her I'd never heard of them. Of course not, she said, the really important stuff they never tell you. You have to imagine it on your own.”

“I held her close for only a short time, but after she was gone, I'd see her smile on the face of a perfect stranger and I knew she would be there with me all the rest of my days.”

“I don't really like coffee, she said, but I don't really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either.”

“Wanting him to come back before anyone notices part of the world has not moved since he left.”

“We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant”

“I am human and I need to be loved,”

“Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.”

“Something bad was about to happen. My wife was being clever again.”

“It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn't afford to do experiments in order to prove theories. We just believed everything. Actually, I think that class was called Religion. Religion class was always an easy class. All you had to do was suspend the logic and reasoning you were being taught in all the other classes.”

“You're the queen, and it's the queen's house, and whatever Brigan may accomplish, he's highly unlikely ever to be queen.”