Humor Quote by Darynda Jones — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I really was dead. "Do I look dead to you?”

“I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”

“Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way.”

“After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?”

“Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone personally. —T-SHIRT”

“There is a great need for a sarcasm font.”

“I don't know if anyone's ever told you this", he begins. He doesn't blush, and his eyes don't dart away. Instead I find myself staring into a pair of oceans - one perfect, the other blemished by that tiny ripple. "You're very attractive.”

“That's ridiculous." Especially the part about Christian being manly.”

“Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.”

“I despise the rituals of fake friendship. I wish we could just claw each other's eyes out and call it a day; instead we put on huge radiant smiles and spout compliments until our teeth hurt from the saccharine sweetness of it all.”

“My name is Percy Jackson.”

“Some have brains, and some haven't, ... and there it is.”