Humor Quote by Brandon Sanderson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“That caravan looks as if it’s all Vorin. Also, you look a little spindly for a Horneater.”

“You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.”

“Marsh: Our best efforts were never even a mild annoyance to the Lord Ruler.”

“The Shaod, it was called. The Transformation... When it came, the fortuante person's life ended and began anew; he would discard his old, mundane existence and move to Elantris. Elantris, where he could live in bliss, rule in wisdom, and be worshiped for eternity.”

“Yes, Bastille. I keep trying to get killed because it's inconvenient for you.”

“It’s what happens when you shoot someone,” Wayne pointed out. “At least, usually someone has the good sense to get dead when you go to all the trouble to shoot them.”

“What will you do now?'”

“"Don't be scared of Bambi" the demon said. "She's only curious and maybe a little bit hungry.”

“Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er, got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first.”

“I took a speed-reading course and read”

“In the world according to Garp, we are all terminal cases”

“Was he a good kisser, Ms. Lane?” Barrons asked, watching me carefully.”