Humor Quote by Brandon Sanderson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It is a time of change,'' Sazed said. ''Perhaps it is also time to learn of other truths, other ways.”

“What would you think if I told you that I wasn’t an Allomancer?” Sazed asked.”

“I’ll admit, Jasnah, that I empathize with your skepticism, but I don’t agree with it. I just think you've been looking for God in the wrong places.”

“I swear, my dear. Sometimes our conversations remind me of a broken sword.”

“You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.”

“Personally, I like it much better when someone else does the decision making. That way you have legitimate grounds to whine and complain. I tend to find both whining and complaining quite interesting and amusing, though sometimes--unfortunately--it's hard to choose which one of the two I want to do.”

“I mean, really. Who sends their kid to boarding school? It's so Hogwarts. Only mine doesn't have cute boy wizards or magic candy or flying lessons.”

“Some stories have to be written because no one would believe the absurdity of it all.”

“Adventures are never fun while you're having them.”

“Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.”

“It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right.”

“Nice dress. Take it off.”