Humor Quote by Andy Weir — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.”

“I penetrated the outer cell membrane with a nanosyringe.”

“This is happy! Your face opening is in sad mode. Why, question?”

“Knock-knock-knock”

“Log Entry: SOL 118”

“If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it.”

“Ceres wanted a united front in the plant war.”

“We are not going to die.”

“Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?”

“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason”

“It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to the tunnel was stupendous. It would be easier to shoot down the moon.”

“I'm going to make it a law that the correct way to address your sovereign is my giving a high five.' Kai's smiled brightened. 'That's genius. Me too.”