Humor Quote by Shannon Hale — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I wonder if everyone who faces death hurts like this. It's as though for the first time I realize how much just being alive makes my body ache. But I don't want that ache to stop.”

“I don't know how you persist in being so stubborn-”

“He smiled in a way that made me want to kiss him right on the spot. Or the lips. Whichever was closer.”

“Will you accompany me in this dance?” he said, bowing and holding out his hand.”

“Look no farther than your hand,”

“You saw my leg?”

“In life you'll meet a lot of jerks. If they hurt you, tell yourself that it's because they're stupid. That will help keep you from reacting to their cruelty. Because there is nothing worse than bitterness and vengeance... Always keep your dignity and be true to yourself.”

“As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.”

“But Grover’s voice was already growing fainter. ‘Sweet dreams. Don’t let me die!”

“I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead, Spencer is dead, so is Milton, so is Shakespeare, and I’m not feeling so well myself.”

“Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.”

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”