Humor Quote by Anthony Horowitz — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You must have been going very fast.”

“Believe me, It would be better if we didn't meet again. Go back to school. Go back to your life. And next time they ask you, say no. Killing is for grown-ups and you're still a child.”

“Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today?”

“All that sadness. All that anger. It is the smoke that gets into your eyes. If you do not blow it away, how can you hope to see?”

“I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.”

“He specialized in the murder of dreams, Hazel Grace...”

“The Destiny of Man is to unite, not to divide. If you keep on dividing you end up as a collection of monkeys throwing nuts at each other out of separate trees.”

“Heifer.”

“I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?’ And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.”

“I'm seven hundred years old, Alexander. I know when something isn't going to work. You won't even admit I exist to your parents.”