Humor Quote by Anthony Horowitz — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“All that sadness. All that anger. It is the smoke that gets into your eyes. If you do not blow it away, how can you hope to see?”

“You must have been going very fast.”

“I am perfectly qualified to give you an injection. You're not going to tell me you're afraid of a little prick?”

“Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today?”

“The staircase that was revealed was lit with a soft red glow.”

“Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry" said Hermione, before catching sight of Ron's raised eyebrows, blushing slightly and saying "oh you know what I mean - Goyle's Potion looked like bogies.”

“I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.”

“I'm sorry," he says.”

“Why couldn't you turn into a fireball when we were on the same team!”

“There must be a mistake," I said.”