Humor Quote by Shelly Laurenston — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Dear God in heaven.”

“Sissy Mae Smith...stumbled into the room loaded down with even more bags. "You pack like a woman," she snarled when she finally dropped the luggage to the floor. "How can one man have so much conditioner?”

“Angelina leaned forward as Sara pulled Miki back to her, "You know what they say about curiosity? That it stabbed the annoying biker girl over and over and over again until she spit up blood.”

“Life sucks, and then you die...”

“You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.”

“The only difference between”

“I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?”

“It takes a lot of time to be a genius. You have to sit around so much, doing nothing, really doing nothing.”

“If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase.”