Humor Quote by Rodney Dangerfield — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”

“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”

“You could start a fire with the heat between you two.”

“when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose.”

“Breeze strolled over to the table and chose a seat with his characteristic decorum. The portly man raised his dueling cane, pointing it at Ham. 'I see that my period of intellectual respite has come to an end.'”

“My mother made a squeaking sound that might of been either "yes" or "help".”

“I don’t know who YOU think you’re kidding you Hufflepuff-ass bitch”

“Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat.”