Humor Quote by Lisa Mantchev — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“She's under duress," Peaseblossom said.”

“I need to know you believe me when I say I love you. That is all.”

“People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.”

“I like pancakes.”

“I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.”

“We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.”