Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Jace shook his blond head in exasperation.”

“Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)”

“As Luke knelt down beside his corpse, Clary couldn’t help but remember what he had said about having loved Valentine once, about having been his closest friend. Luke, she thought with a pang. Surely he couldn’t be sad — or even grieved?”

“Well I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death.”

“You look lousy,' he said.”

“We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It's all very dull.”

“Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?”

“To me, nudity is a joke. I don't think nude people are very attractive at all. I like my women fully clothed. I like to imagine what might be under there. It might not be the standard thing. Imagine, stripping a woman down, and she has a body like a little submarine. With periscope, propellers, torpedoes. That would be the one for me. I'd marry her right off and be faithful to the end.”

“It smells terrible in here.'”

“Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.”

“To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues.”

“And you call yourself a Christian,' were Hilly's words to me and I thought, God. When did I ever do that?”