Humor Quote by Aesop — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Betray a friend, and you'll often find you have ruined yourself.”

“Once a wolf, always a wolf.”

“No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.”

“No one believes a liar even when he tells the truth”

“Necessity is the mother of invention.”

“No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.”

“The first ten million years were the worst," said Marvin, "and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline.”

“Nico,” I said at last, “shouldn’t you be sitting at the Hades table?”

“If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.”

“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”

“Because sometimes you just have to dance like a madman in the Self-Help section of your local bookstore.”

“If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.”