Humor Quote by Alexandre Dumas — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Il y a les sachants et les savants: c'est la mémoire qui fait les uns, c'est la philosophie qui fait les autres. La philosophie ne s'apprend pas; la philosophie est la réunion des sciences acquises au génie qui les applique.”

“I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death.”

“I don’t think man was meant to attain happiness so easily. Happiness is like those palaces in fairy tales whose gates are guarded by dragons: we must fight in order to conquer it.”

“Philosophy cannot be taught; it is the application of the sciences to truth.”

“Learning does not make one learned: there are those who have knowledge and those who have understanding. The first requires memory and the second philosophy.”

“Everyone knows that God protects drunkards and lovers.”

“I know that David Tennant's Hamlet isn't till July. And lots of people are going to be doing Dr Who in Hamlet jokes, so this is just me getting it out of the way early, to avoid the rush...”

“High School. Society’s bright idea to put all their aggressive, naive youth into one environment to torment and emotionally scar each other for life.”

“Rule number 2 - don't listen to me!" Arriane laughed, "I'm certifiably insane!”

“He smiled in a way that made me want to kiss him right on the spot. Or the lips. Whichever was closer.”

“Being a leader is making the people you love hate you a little more each day.”

“I took a speed-reading course and read”