Humor Quote by Brandon Sanderson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It’s what happens when you shoot someone,” Wayne pointed out. “At least, usually someone has the good sense to get dead when you go to all the trouble to shoot them.”

“Marsh: Our best efforts were never even a mild annoyance to the Lord Ruler.”

“That caravan looks as if it’s all Vorin. Also, you look a little spindly for a Horneater.”

“But merely being tradition does not make something worthy, Kadash. We can't just assume that because something is”

“Jasnah had once defined a fool as a person who ignored information because it disagreed with desired results.”

“Yes, Bastille. I keep trying to get killed because it's inconvenient for you.”

“I said hello to the poodle.”

“I alternate between feeling sympathetic toward humanity and being a misanthrope. When I'm sympathetic, it usually means I haven't been around people in awhile.”

“What's the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don't yield to them?”

“You don't need a search warrant to go through someone's trash. Seriously. Once it hits the curb it is totally fair game-you an look it up.”

“Ayame: "Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!”

“People are sheep. TV is the shepherd.”