Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Can you surf really well, then?”

“Nosoi?” Percy planted his feet in a fighting stance. “You know, I keep thinking, I have now killed every single thing in Greek mythology. But the list never seems to end.”

“[My mom's] funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.”

“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can.”

“Otis," I said.”

“You're alive!" Percy said to the others. "The giants said you were captured. What happened?”

“Whereas story is processed in the mind in a straightforward manner, poetry bypasses rational thought and goes straight to the limbic system and lights it up like a brushfire. It's the crack cocaine of the literary world.”

“If we're going to the Silent City, you might want to get dressed. I mean, I appreciate the bra-and-panties look, but I don't know if the Silent Brothers will. There are only a few of the left, and I don't want them to die of excitement.”

“I rode an elevator with a guy who was whistling the tune of 'this is the song that never ends'. Putting that on me? Come on dude..”

“The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.”

“The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to.”

“Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.”