Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?”

“Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey-when you are the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry. And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time.”

“hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.”

“He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatically.”

“She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.”

“You're a stalker with hooves.”

“Any idiot can put up a website.”

“Did he just rip out the engine?" I asked.”

“I bet him and all his Guy brothers had burst through the nightclub entrance, poured an insane amount of alcohol into their systems, and snatched at anything with a pulse that wandered past their sloshed eyes. I bet after all the hoopla subsided, the demented Guys spilled out of the nightclub at some ungodly hour, intoxicated blood pumping, gallivanting around the city like foul beasts seeking their next series of exploitations.”

“If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.”

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”

“But whenever I meet dynamic, nonretarded Americans, I notice that they all seem to share a single unifying characteristic: the inability to experience the kind of mind-blowing, transcendent romantic relationship they perceive to be a normal part of living. And someone needs to take the fall for this. So instead of blaming no one for this (which is kind of cowardly) or blaming everyone (which is kind of meaningless), I'm going to blame John Cusack.”