Humor Quote by Charles Schultz — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.”

“I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.”

“I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.”

“If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.”

“I'm not absolutely certain of my facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare -- or, if not, it's some equally brainy lad -- who says that it's always just when a chappie is feeling particularly top-hole, and more than usually braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with a bit of lead piping.”

“Snoring keeps the monsters away.”

“Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.”

“Look at me!”

“We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.”