Humor Quote by Kresley Cole — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Darwin says people like you need to die.” (Carrow)”

“I said alone!”

“You've maddened me for you...have changed everything. So, I'm going to f*ck you long and hard, beauty, because if I'm to be enslaved by you-I want to be your master as well.”

“What’s your favorite place to visit?” He absently answered, “Wherever you are.”

“And he'd railed at her, his voice booming so loud the bed had seem to shake.”

“She'd thought there was no greater connection than destiny decreeing them joined. But there was - the choice they'd made to love each other.”

“I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?'”

“If God wanted a world filled with saints, He never would have created adolescence.”

“Yeah, I get it; you're a vampire," she said. "Creepy. And okay, a little hot, I admit.”

“The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse”

“I have never voted in my life... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will win.”

“This emotion I'm feeling now, this is love, right?”