Humor Quote by Bill Watterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in.”

“Now what state do you live in?'”

“Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?”

“At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.”

“The world isn't fair, Calvin.”

““HOBBES:”

“Here," Myrnin said, his voice still gentle and low. "Amelie said you had to work. No one said you had to work alone." He picked up the next part and slotted it in, took the screwdriver from Claire's numbed fingers, and fastened it with a couple of deft, fast movements. "I'll be your hands.”

“When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work.”

“He smiled at that, and then his gaze shifted to a spot over my shoulder and it faded. 'These doubts wouldn’t have anything to do with the company you’re keeping of late, would they?'”

“You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other.”

“I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.”

“Saphira waved her tail, the tip whistling loudly. "I'm not asking you to. However, if we attack first, we may gain the advantage.”