Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the”

“Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.”

“YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE”

“Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces.”

“It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it could, but you were still alive.”

“At such times the universe gets a little closer to us. They are strange times, times of beginnings and endings. Dangerous and powerful. And we feel it even if we don't know what it is. These times are not necessarily good, and not necessarily bad. In fact, what they are depends on what *we* are.”

“Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.”

“I'm not going to tell you to trust me, because that's a terrible idea.”

“The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.”

“While I was drying off Maddie after her bath tonight, she said, 'I love you' to me for the first time. It sounded like 'All lub boo,' but I didn't care. To reciprocate, I showed her what an ex-Marine looks like when he cries.”

“I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?”

“You can only be in a bad mood for so long before you have to face up to the fact that it isn't a bad mood at all; it's just your sucky personality.”