Humor Quote by Leigh Bardugo — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The names they gave were false ones, though the vows they made were true.”

“Have any of you wondered what I did with all the cash Pekka Rollins gave us?”

“Do you answer a question directly?”

“This was the kiss he'd been waiting for. It was a gunshot. It was prairie fire. It was the spin of Makker's Wheel. Jesper felt the pounding of his heart - or was it Wylan's? - like a stampede in his chest.”

“The blood you spill is the blood of kings,” seethed Dunyasha. “You are not fit for such a gift.”

“(Tell me you know that). He needed her to say it. [...] He needed to know that she believed he could do this, [...] He needed to know she believed in him.”

“-BDB on the board-”

“You're kidding," Shane said. "Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?”

“I hate when couples fight and change their status to 'single' when they're still together and are just mad at one another. Do you see me changing my status to 'orphan' after I fight with my parents?”

“Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea what the heck is really going on.”

“She talks like you. It’s not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who’s only holding Cinderella back.”

“I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?”