Humor Quote by Abraham Lincoln — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing.”

“Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm.”

“Truth is generally the best vindication against slander.”

“Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.”

“I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.”

“As our case is new, we must think and act anew.”

“She came awake, stomach rumbling, and opened her eyes to see a plate being held right under her nose.”

“Whereas story is processed in the mind in a straightforward manner, poetry bypasses rational thought and goes straight to the limbic system and lights it up like a brushfire. It's the crack cocaine of the literary world.”

“Madame Bellwings, Memoir Elf Coordinator, was not at all pleased with this request, because elves who write the memoirs of teenage girls have the habit of returning to the magical realm with atrocious grammar. They can't seem to shake the phrases "watever" and "no way," and they insert the word like into so many sentences that the other elves start slapping them...and for no apparent reason occasionally call out the name Edward Cullen.”

“The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse”

“It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?”

“Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.”