Humor Quote by Rachel Caine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass!”

“That's brain tissue. How can you-?" Claire shut her mouth, fast. "Never mind. I don't think I wanna know.”

“Crap, are you thinking what I'm thinking?”

“I like the sound of that, crashing Monica's party," he glanced at Michael, then quickly away. "What about you? That break some kind of vampire rules or something?”

“You're still here. No beer. I'm not corrupting a minor.”

“You humans, always eating. I'll make you soup. You can eat it while you keep working." Myrnin set aside his book and walked into the back of the lab.”

“Haven't you ever heard that modesty is an attractive trait?”

“The merest accident of microgeography had meant that the first man to hear the voice of Om, and who gave Om his view of humans, was a shepherd and not a goatherd. They have quite different ways of looking at the world, and the whole of history might have been different. For sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led.”

“It's the idea that people living close to nature tend to be noble. It's seeing all those sunsets that does it. You can't watch a sunset and then go off and set fire to your neighbor's tepee. Living close to nature is wonderful for your mental health.”

“I'm gonna kill him," Eve said, or at least that was what it sounded like filtered through the pillow.”

“You've got to get obsessed and stay obsessed.”

“Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?”