Humor Quote by Hieronymus Hawkes — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.”

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”

“People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.”

“She should've interviewed Snape," said Harry grimly. "He'd give her the goods on me any day.”

“Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon—perfect.”

“No one can be right all the time, but it helps to be right most of the time.”