Humor Quote by David Levithan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Love me less,but love me for a long time.”

“People like to say being gay isn't like skin color, isn't anything physical. They tell us we always have the option of hiding.”

“Indelible, adj.”

“It is much harder to lie to someone's face.”

““It doesn't have to be on Valentine's Day. It doesn't have to be by the time you turn eighteen or thirty-three or fifty-nine. It doesn't have to conform to whatever is usual. It doesn't have to be kismet at once, or rhapsody by the third date.”

“rolf! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there for a sec while I KICK YOUR ASS.”

“Yes, Harry Potter!” said Dobby at once, his great eyes shining with excitement. “And if Dobby does it wrong, Dobby will throw himself off the topmost tower, Harry Potter!”

“I think she just asked if she could touch my mango.”

“In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I really was dead. "Do I look dead to you?”

“Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.”

“How did you kill the Ashman in the forest last year?”

“Sorry," she said. "I have a psychological disorder that prevents me from keeping thoughts inside my head where they belong.”