Humor Quote by Jonathan Morris — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“We?" Simon looked at him in disbelief. "Are you ever going home?”

“Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.”

“Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”

“People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.”

“But Grover’s voice was already growing fainter. ‘Sweet dreams. Don’t let me die!”

“We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.”